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Alien Abduction Plan

Postby Overkill » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:22 am

Alien Abduction Plan

In case of alien abduction, follow the guide lines listed below.

1) Remain calm- Aliens are friendly. They will not hurt you.

2) Try to communicate your good intentions- Extend your hands forward, with your palms up.

3) Use a "friendly" voice- Speak in quiet low tones. Like when you talk to a baby. Do not yell. They do not appear to have ears, but their hearing is really sensitive.

4) Act Submissive- Try laying on your back with your arms and legs up and out. If they rub your belly, move your right leg rapidly in a "bike peddling" like motion.

5) Be polite, but don't be shy- They have all sorts of "probes". If an alien touches you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, remind them "no means NO!"

6) Be a good guest- Ask questions about them. Everyone likes talking about themselves. Aliens are no exception.

And don't forget!

When you return, you may need to "Defreeze" your watch.
Alien encounters often cause your watch to "Freeze" due to electromagentic fields.
Simply put it in a microwave oven for 3 to 4 minutes. (microwave wattages vary)

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Got bored and typed it all from A Little Paranoia Among Friends.
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Postby project412 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:31 am

Wow, never actually read that. Thats great! :)
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Postby rawen100 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:06 am

Remember when I first read that, cracked me up! Still do. :)
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Postby Ather » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:01 am

Just don't kick them when bike peddling during your tummy rub. And make sure you don't sound like you're patronizing them with your baby talk.

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