Your Favurite Stampede Movie Quote

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Your Favurite Stampede Movie Quote

Postby 1872peacemaker » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:45 am

I'm all about Tremors, I can't remember any quotes from any other stampede movie unfourtunatly.
"What the h311 are we up against?"
"...They.......They GREW!"
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Postby GummerMaster » Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:38 pm

(Earl) Good Morning Mister Basset this is your wakeup call Please move your (censored)

(Val) Stampede stampede Earl get out of the way get out of the way.

(Earl) You dumb S*!t I was in a stampede once 300 head going He** bent for the horizon.

(Val) Now just how many cattle are requiered for a stampede Earl, I mean is it like 3 or more I mean is there a minimum to be

(Earl) What no breakfast.

(Val) I did it yesterday it was bologna and beans

(Earl) no it was eggs i did eggs over easy

(Val) The He** you did it was bologna and beans

(Val) Okay Well when i'm your age i guess i will forget what i eat to.
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Favorite Quotes

Postby Burts_Brother » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:57 pm

Burt: I feel I was denied...Criticial...Need-To-Know...Information, When You Need It...And Don't Have It...You Sing A Different Tune, Doing What I Can With What I've Got, and I Am Completely Out of Ammo...Thats Never Happened To Me Before. There are a lot of other ones I like but too many to list.
When You Need It and Don't Have It....You Sing a Different Tune!
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Favorite Quotes

Postby Wesley Wyndam Pryce » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:52 am

VAL: "We plan ahead...that way we don't have to do anything right now. Earl explained it to me."

VAL: "Cold my a**! He's dead! We killed it...WE KILLED IT! F*** YOU! HA HA HAAAA!"

EARL: "Pardon my french!"

EARL: "OW! God d*** it! I ask this a job for intelligent men?"
VAL: "Well show me one...I'll ask him!"

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Postby Nitehawk » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:46 pm

Val, T1 "Man we decided to leave this place just one damn day to late."

Earl & Val T1 " Here's the plan!"

"A wise friend once told me, it's not important how you spend your money but how you spend your life." Hiram T4

"They are Hollow Points but they are not Hydro-Shock Hollow Points!" Burt's very first line of all the Tremors Movies. T1

I could go on and on.

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Favorite Tremors quotes

Postby Wesley Wyndam Pryce » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:48 am

RHONDA: "Look...these creatures are absolutely unprecedented!"
NESTOR: "Yeah...but where do they come from?"

VAL:(Handing Earl a beer from a disconnected toilet bowl) "Cocktail?"

WALTER:(Handing supplies to Earl) "Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets!"
EARL: "Thanks Walter!"

VAL:(Looking at digging graboid) "Hey Rhonda...whaddaya think it's doing now?"
RHONDA: "Why do you keep asking me?"

BURT:(Abandoning his home) "Food...for five years. Thousand gallons of gas. Air filtration, water filtration, geiger counter, bomb shelter...underground goddamn monsters!"
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Postby ShriekerDisease » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:21 am

Burt, after finding out Jack made a 'deal' with the government agents:

(Burt over Walkie, but pulled up beside Jack) "Just one question."

(Jack over Walkie) "Shoot."

(Burt gets out of his truck, and looks at Jack) "Is your head up your ass for the warmth?!"
"...Is your head up your ass for the warmth?!" - Burt Gummer, Tremors 3
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Postby Heather » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:44 am

"they are not your friends, they are Government agents!-Burt, T3
(I am also a Fed)
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Postby Red_Machine » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:10 am

"I am completely out of ammo! That's never happned to me before..." Burt, T2

"That's why we're at the top of the food chain!" Burt, T3

"Heather's not coming back... She called and asked me to send her the HK91" Burt, T2

"Miss October... 1974!" Earl, "S**t!" Miss October '74, T2

"You just go and stick your ugly head over my property line, and we'll call it self defence" Burt, T3

"What? You said to pick something I felt comfortable with..." Hiram, T4

"The Mexican Army said you could have whatever youy wanted, an all you got was one case of TNT!?" Burt, T2

There are more, but I can't remember them right now...
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Postby 1872peacemaker » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:41 am

How about, tremors 3...?Jodi Chang and the boys trying to come up with a name for the asblasters...

Aw man. I felt like it has been too long since I last posted here. Since then, i gone out and tried to make up a tremors site on my own, it died along with the flowers. :shock: Yup.

My favorit quote again? Well now its of tremors 2...

Grady; [after cyotie howles] is that a (i can't spell that dogs name) Dog?

Earl; Yup.

Grady; [yawning] he better keep quiet.

GRaboid; [catches the 'dog']

Earl; ....yup.

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Postby Diobarg » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:24 pm

Earl: Doesn't anything ever get you down?

Grady: Well, I'm blessed with a sunny disposition, most people seem to like it.

Earl (sees a dozen graboids on radar): Oh yeah? Well what does THIS do for your 'disposition'?



Val: What the he## is going on?! I mean what the HE## is going on?!


Burt: We killed it! We killed that Motherh**per!

Val: Well done Burt and congratulations! Bear in mind however that there are two more, repeat, two more Motherh**pers.

Jack: Burt! What happens when these things get to your food?

Burt: A$$-blaster blitzcrieg!

I'll add more as I think of them.
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Postby Panzergraf » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:50 am

"Ass-blaster blitzkrieg!" Burt, T3

It's just such a brilliant thing to say :)
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Postby MacGyver » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:57 am

This isn't exactly a quote from any stampede movies or any Tremors movies. But I was watching a movie either called Doomtrooper or Stormtrooper I can't remember. But one of the soldiers said something that Burt would use. He said: "There is no problem in the world that can't be solved without the proper applications of explosives." So if there was a chance for a 5th installment maybe that could be one of Burt's quotes.
"When You Need It and Don't Have It You Sing A Different Tune"

"Doing What I Can With What I've Got"
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Postby Wesley Wyndam Pryce » Thu May 03, 2007 7:41 pm

From Tremors 2: Aftershocks...

BURT: (Describing the magnitude of the increasingly delayed explosion) "Big! BIG! It's gonna be BIG!



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Postby jlchimera » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:36 am

"Runnin' ain't a plan, runnin's what you do when a plan fails."

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