Burt "Facts"

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Burt "Facts"

Postby Overkill » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:35 am

Share some "facts" about Burt here.

Burt Gummed does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Burt Gummer grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage.
When graboids go to sleep they check their closets for Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer can kill two graboids with one bird.
Burt Gummer can divide by zero
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Postby project412 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 am

Graboids take so long to hatch because they are hiding from Burt Gummer.
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Postby Overkill » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:35 am

Burt Gummer once lost both of his legs in a shreiker attack. He walked it off.
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Postby rawen100 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:19 am

You know what made El Blanco albino? Burt Gummer.
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Italian Tremors: The Legacy, US Tremors: Attack Pack (4 movies), US singles 1-4,
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US Tremors HD-DVD, 2 UK Tremors HD-DVD, 2 US Tremors the Series DVD, US Tremors LD
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Postby Overkill » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:29 am

Superman once watched an episode of Tremors the Series. He cried himself to sleep.
Burt Gummer is not a survalist. Survalist is Burt Gummer.
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Postby project412 » Sat May 01, 2010 4:29 am

The AB in Tremors 3 didn't catch Burt by surprise. The paint in his house was peeling, and he was to lazy to paint it, so he lured it into the house and blew it up. Then made other people build him a new, better house.
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Postby Ather » Sat May 01, 2010 7:14 am

Burt Gummer cannot be digested by a Graboid.
Shriekers shriek because they know Burt Gummer is coming for them.
What's under Chuck Norris's beard? A First Aid Kit, incase he crosses Burt Gummer.
Why is the fracnhise called Tremors? Because that's what Graboids ' shaking causes when they know Burt Gummer's a-coming.
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Postby project412 » Sat May 01, 2010 10:26 am

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stallone watched an episode of Tremors. When Burt came on screen, no one ever saw them again.
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Postby Ather » Sun May 02, 2010 7:11 am

Burt Gummer killed him a bear, when he was only 3 (months old).
Burt Gummer fought the law, and Burt Gummer won.
One day, Burt Gummer heard He-Man was calling himself The Strongest Man In The Universe. Ever wonder why we don't hear about He-Man anymore?
Know why aliens don't invade? There's a sign in space, saying This Planet Protected By Burt Gummer.
Burt Gummer poops gold.
Burt Gummer's so tough, he hurts sandpaper.
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Postby project412 » Sun May 02, 2010 12:12 pm

Graboids didn't put Perfection, Nevada on the map. Burt did.
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Postby Ather » Tue May 04, 2010 6:46 am

Jack Bauer's secret is he always asks WWBGD
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Postby Braeden » Wed May 12, 2010 11:07 am

haha I knew it was gonna be Chuck Norris type facts by reading the title.

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